so i have this theory
dadbert gets pissed off enough to strife with bro whos been being a shit lately
bro totally fucking loses
how does this have almost 9000 notes guys
Sun is shinin’ in the sky
A cloud in sight
It’s stopped rainin’
Ev’rybody’s in a play
And don’t you know
It’s a beautiful new day
omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING
Oh my god
Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler
There are several reasons why someone would be looking up hitler he was a significantly horrific figure in history
inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused
so i met my soul mate tonight
This is the greatest chat moment ever.
i posted this less than a month ago and it has 100,000 notes. Guys he doesn’t even know.
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
my dad just called me phil for literally no reason
how do you phil about it
im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou
It started off as expression doodles because drawing dumb faces are fuN BUT NOW I CANT STOP DRAWINg KARKATS sOMEONE HELP
ME ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR MATESPRIT
This actually cheered me up considerably
Im gonna go draw cute karkats now
i think this looks deeper than it is supposed to be.
i swear its just going to end up on a grunge blog.
What it means is “The insomnia i have from my deppresion and stress keep me up all night wondering why I even exist”. Those are our monsters….
No, actually it’s just a Minecraft reference to when you try and sleep and there are mobs nearby…
please watch this vine
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.
Dude. It’s genius.
I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.
The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.
Screw that, I want Thor to lose his hammer. And there’s some guy playing with his dog like “Go Fetch”.
And then the dog comes back with the Hammer, and Thor shows up and sees the dog holding the hammer in it’s mouth, looks at the guy and says “That is a very good dog”