puke-kitten:

my outfit everyday

puke-kitten:

my outfit everyday

identitypollution:

100 mother fuckers can’t tell him nothin’. 

Mini zip-bag pre-orders here.

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vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

vodka-rivers:

Shots fired.. at EVERYONE

moonkistprincess:

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

i got intern dana!!!! <3

Guess who got carlos~

moonkistprincess:

elexuscal:

the-wonders-of-unreality:

If you haven’t taken the ‘Which Citizen of Night Vale are You?’ test then you’re missing out. 

oh god i got Steve Carlsburg

I’m just going to sit and try to work out what went wrong in my life

i got intern dana!!!! <3

fuckoffdarren:

itsrainingrene:

if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video

cakeisnotpie:

michaelssw0rd:

THEY DID NOT JUST DO THAT AND GET AWAY WITH IT!

shooshpap:

CRONUS POTTER AND THE GREASER’S STONE

CRONUS POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF HAIR PRODUCTS

CRONUS POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF TIGHT PANTS

CRONUS POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF HOPE

CRONUS POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE SEA HORSE

CRONUS POTTER AND THE HIGH BLOOD PRINCE

CRONUS POTTER AND THE DEATHLY PICK UP LINES

zoestanleyarts:

Imagine if Cronus had been inspired by later years Elvis Presley.

zoestanleyarts:

Imagine if Cronus had been inspired by later years Elvis Presley.

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

do-not-touch-my-food:

Peanut Butter Chocolate Mousse Parfait
please send me a letter ayyy
A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
B. FAVORITE BAND.
C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
E. MY BEST FRIEND.
F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.
G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
O. MY EYE COLOUR.
P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
Z. HOW ARE YOU?