flashyredturk:

flashyredturk:

so i have this theory
dadbert gets pissed off enough to strife with bro whos been being a shit lately
bro totally fucking loses

how does this have almost 9000 notes guys
for real

flashyredturk:

flashyredturk:

so i have this theory

dadbert gets pissed off enough to strife with bro whos been being a shit lately

bro totally fucking loses

how does this have almost 9000 notes guys

for real

yummytomatoes:

Sun is shinin’ in the skyThere ain’tA cloud in sightIt’s stopped rainin’Ev’rybody’s in a playAnd don’t you knowIt’s a beautiful new day

yummytomatoes:

Sun is shinin’ in the sky
There ain’t
A cloud in sight
It’s stopped rainin’
Ev’rybody’s in a play
And don’t you know
It’s a beautiful new day

kankris-svweater:

colinsbulge:

okiidoke:

whysollux:

 

gophrr:

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hitler and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

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#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT

#WHEN DU TIPS ME OVER HEAR MEIN SHOUT #”ALL ZE JEWS MUST BE VIPED OUT”

Oh my god

Only on tumblr do we not question why they were looking up hitler

There are several reasons why someone would be looking up hitler he was a significantly horrific figure in history

jaclcfrost:

inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused

wokenupwithamnesia:

hellaerin:

amordelfriki:

hellaerin:

so i met my soul mate tonight

This is the greatest chat moment ever.

i posted this less than a month ago and it has 100,000 notes. Guys he doesn’t even know.

WHAT AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

64px:

ceeberoni:

64px:

my dad just called me phil for literally no reason

how do you phil about it

im philled with rage. also fuck y;ou

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ghettohipsterhitler:

rare-karma:

xadorkablemarinax:

It started off as expression doodles because drawing dumb faces are fuN BUT NOW I CANT STOP DRAWINg KARKATS sOMEONE HELP

ME ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR MATESPRIT



This actually cheered me up considerably Im gonna go draw cute karkats now

ask-gallows-callibrator:

ghettohipsterhitler:

rare-karma:

xadorkablemarinax:

It started off as expression doodles because drawing dumb faces are fuN BUT NOW I CANT STOP DRAWINg KARKATS sOMEONE HELP

ME ON MY WAY TO STEAL YOUR MATESPRIT

This actually cheered me up considerably
Im gonna go draw cute karkats now

bronzedragons:

outcastsamongoutcasts:

shadows126:

marry-bajancanadian:

i think this looks deeper than it is supposed to be.
i swear its just going to end up on a grunge blog. 

What it means is “The insomnia i have from my deppresion and stress keep me up all night wondering why I even exist”. Those are our monsters….

No, actually it’s just a Minecraft reference to when you try and sleep and there are mobs nearby…

I

bronzedragons:

outcastsamongoutcasts:

shadows126:

marry-bajancanadian:

i think this looks deeper than it is supposed to be.

i swear its just going to end up on a grunge blog. 

What it means is “The insomnia i have from my deppresion and stress keep me up all night wondering why I even exist”. Those are our monsters….

No, actually it’s just a Minecraft reference to when you try and sleep and there are mobs nearby…

I

superiorescalator:

please watch this vine

garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

crabbyjammies:

gymnosofi:

mypatientvessel:

Dude.

My dad was telling me about these girls at his old college who invented a nail polish that paints on clear, and if you stir your drink with your finger with the nail polish on, it will react with the “Date Rape” drug and turn red.

Dude. It’s genius.

http://www.2lovemylips.co.uk/

I saw this before and didn’t reblog it because it didn’t have anything to say how but now that there is a link saying how I wil reblog it.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

iamthedukeofurl:

zoewashburne:

wordsofdiana:

The only thing I want in Avengers 2 is Cap picking up Thor’s hammer, totally unaware it should be impossible.

Screw that, I want Thor to lose his hammer. And there’s some guy playing with his dog like “Go Fetch”.

And then the dog comes back with the Hammer, and Thor shows up and sees the dog holding the hammer in it’s mouth, looks at the guy and says “That is a very good dog”

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livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it